May 2013
87 posts
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
albinwonderland:
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because...
Super Art Theft
sarahseeandersen:
So not only did these guys rip my signature out, but they edited in crappy font, failed to credit me annnnndddd…this page has over 200,000 likes.
It would be very much appreciated if you guys could report, comment, do whatever it takes to get this taken down. Thanks everyone, here’s the link: >_<
http://themetapicture.com/every-time-i-want-to-eat-junk-food/
suklaaaa:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of...
runintoyourheart:
WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT...
earthnation:
jumbled-memory:
vaginasareamyth:
earthnation:
remember when rebecca black was a thing
SHE STILL IS A THING I HAVE ALL 5 OF HER SINGLES ON MY IPOD LONG LIVE QUEEN BLACK
AMEN!! All hail Madame Black!!
why is this happening to me
bedussey:
DON’T RUIN YOUR BODY WITH EVIL TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND HAIR DYE!!! WE MUST FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF OUR ANCESTOTRS PRESERVE YOUR NATURAL FORM, GO MONTHS WITHOUT BATHING, SACRIFICE FARM ANIMALS TO THE GODS
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Crazy, Not Stupid: TV-14? Really? →
wolfymcwolfwolf:
It’s strange that Hannibal is only TV-14, when it features grotesque mutilations. Same with The Walking Dead. But, at the first instance of sex or profanity, it’s automatically bumped up to TV-MA. I like to think more people have sex and swear than turn their murder…
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
thisgingerisback:
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
Watchdootzy:
this video will make your day better
Oh my god, this dog twerks better than I can.
stilisnki:
i dont even remember getting boobs tho like one morning i just woke up and wow what are these things ???
“Imagine if schools of criminal justice allowed you to major in sexual assault...”
– Law enforcement should set up Stings to catch rapists the way they do for other crimes
(via kittensandskeletons)
… yes please.
(via daggerpen)
10000bc:
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
lzbth:
lolhellno:
jeremis:
wattsworth:
urbieknowsbest:
lzbth:
a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake
This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.
oh my god
make up is gross and I don’t like it because it’s like tricking guys into thinking...
